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We see you eyeing those adorable outfits! 😍 Before you leave, here’s 10% OFF your first order!

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Animal Waitlist

So you want a mini ass! Exciting! Just remember, quality ass comes with commitment and considerations. Before adding your info to the waitlist, let’s go through a few things. 
 
  1. Mini donkeys are herd animals. This means they need a friend with four hooves.
  2. Mini donkeys are not house pets. If you’re looking for a bedmate, consider a puppy. 
  3. Mini donkeys live for 30-40 years and require care throughout their lifetime.
  4. Mini donkeys need proper food, adequate shelter and space to roam. 
  5. Think about what you’ll do with your mini. Will they work? Will they protect? Will they nurture? Will they do tricks?

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I’m ready for a little ass!

 

Crazy about cows?

The sale of cows generally occurs through our social platforms, however by joining the Moo List, you’ll have exclusive access prior to public posting.